Shot: Daddy, where are you going?
Dad: Out to make a dollar.
Shot: Oh. Can I borrow a dollar?
Dad: Can you pay it back?
Shot: Ah, no, I don’t have any money.
Dad: Well, if you borrow, you have to pay it back. And if you take it from me, you go to jail.
Shot: So, what can I do?
Dad: You should have asked if I would give you a dollar.
Shot: OK. Will you give me a dollar?
Dad: Maybe you’ll approach it better next time.
2 comments:
I like it! (Uh, say, can you lend me a dollar?)
I would, but I'm skerred! My IRA could be in the toilet. I'm afraid to look at my other investments. EverytimeI felt safe somewhere I find the source has been taken over by the remaining three biggies. I'll drop by your li'l jardin for some veggies if things get bad. You can also shack up in my gym.
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